The owner of a Sim Lim Square scam shop was asked to pay an additional $1,000 for his lunch at a food court where he ordered economy rice consisting of two meat and one vegetable dish, which normally cost $3.80.
最近霸占了新加坡各大媒體頭條的森林廣場無良商販，在買2肉1菜雜菜飯時被安哥要求繳納1000新幣保修費才把飯給他吃。這樣一份雜菜飯平時才3塊8。
The economy rice seller said he recognised him on the spot and decided to offer him a warranty for his economy rice at a special rate.
雜菜飯老板說，他認出這個無良奸商來買雜菜飯，于是決定提供給奸商雜菜飯保修配套，還是特價喔。
Zha Cai Fan, the economy rice seller, said: “I see his face on Internet, sibeh guai lan. He want to play bastard, I play with him.”
Zha Cai Fan，雜菜飯老板說，“我在網上看過他的臉被人曬出來liao，看他那鳥樣！他要和顧客耍把戲，那我也來賠你耍！”
“He ordered two meat and one veg, so I charge him $3.80. But before he took his plate of food away, I told him he must pay an extra $1,000 for one-year warranty for the cai png.”
“他點了2個肉1個菜嘛，so我就和他要三塊八。但他還沒來得及拿盤子走，我告訴他要額外付我1000新幣，買個保修才能吃。”
“He damn stunned.”
“他當時就傻了。”
As he left without buying food, he went to the drink stall to order a can of Coke and he was asked to pay $1.30 for the drink.
無良商販就沒有買飯，去賣水的地方買了一杯可樂，1塊3.
But before he could leave, he was asked to pay an additional $1,000 for a cup of ice.
結果賣水的要求他付額外付1000新幣——冰塊的錢。
Not only will he have no luck buying food from now on, he might also face similar trouble at his hair dresser.
所以他從現在開始就要倒黴lo，剪頭發時候也遇到了一樣的問題……
Jian Tou Fa, the scam shop owner’s hair dresser said: “I know his guai lan face. He every month come here wash and cut hair.”
Jian Tou Fa，洗剪吹小弟說：“我也認出這厮的鳥樣了。他每個月都來洗剪吹。”
“Next time he come I charge him $30 normal rate. Then I cut half of his hair.”
“下次他來，我就和他要30塊。然後我給他剪一半的頭發。”
“He want to complete the hair cut, must pay another $1,000 for hair cut warranty.”
“他想要剪完整個頭，那他就額外付1000新幣lo。”
這種無良商販，就該人人喊打，以牙還牙，有沒有！
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（英文原文來源于http://newnation.sg/ 翻譯/新加坡眼）