新加坡眼按：平時總是發布微博網友的搞笑評論合集，今天咱們也看看新加坡推特網友們是怎樣玩壞《50度灰》的。18歲以下理解字面意思即可，無需在家長幫助下閱讀本文。
1.・゜゜♡・。✧˖ @cndyfIoss
Is it in yet? Yeah. Is it tight? Feels weirdya sure. Is it comfy? Oh god no. I told you BATA stands for buy and throw away
“進去了麽？” “嗯。””夠緊麽？”“緊，不過有點兒奇怪。”“舒服麽？”“一點兒不啊。”“我就跟你說了BATA的鞋不好穿吧。”（BATA躺槍）
2.Benjamin Kheng @benjaminkheng
I tremble with anticipation; she slidestowards me, raised finger to my lips. “Ah Boy ah tissue one dollar.”
我滿懷期待的顫抖著，她慢慢的走近我，輕輕伸出纖細的手指到我唇邊，輕聲的說：“小哥，紙巾三包只要一塊錢。”
3.syakirah @SyakirahNasri
It was a tight fit. It was hard to go in.Finally when he was in, he gasped in relief.
好緊，根本進不去。最後，他終于使勁渾身解數插了進去。緊張的身心終于可以得到釋放-別擔心，這就是新加坡的早班地鐵
4.ah beng @ahbengpls
She opened her mouth, gasping as the thickwhite substance filled her mouth and throat immediately. “Stupidhaze.”
她輕輕地張開嘴，因爲嘴裏吸滿了細小白色粉末而輕輕的喘著氣，慢慢說道：“該死的霧霾。”
5.❄princessa❄ @tornjpg_
I groaned. He kept going faster and faster. Icouldn’t take the speed “Slow down!” as I tried to copy notes duringlecture
我已經不行了，他卻越來越快。“我受不了，慢點兒吧！”我心裏默默和講台上的老師說。
6.Ervin Han @ErvinHan
She screamed for him to stop, but he keptpumping away. She wanted half tank, but the Shell uncle heard full tank.
她尖叫著求他停下來，可是他絲毫不願停手。她只想加半箱，可是殼牌加油站的安哥以爲她要滿箱。
7.Ervin Han @ErvinHan
Her legs shook as waves of pleasure rockedher body. Then the salesman asked,”Auntie, you buying this Osim chair ornot?”
她的雙腿因如潮的快感而顫抖著。此時旁邊的男售貨員問道：“安替，這款OSIM按摩椅您要了麽？”
8.Shaik Azad @2moonsintheskyy
His breathing got heavier, body full of sweat. Thesatisfaction and pleasure he felt was immense. He completed his 2.4km.
他的呼吸原來越沉重，全身已被汗水濕透，快感和成就感越來越急促。他終于完成了2.4公裏的長跑
9.Ryaan @ryaannaayr
“Remember to pull out when you’redone!” He was too late, now the atm machine is temporarily out of service.
“結束了要記得拔出來啊!”他還是晚了一步。自動提款機吞了他的卡無法繼續使用了。
10.Danial Ron @DanialRon 4小時4小時前
“Staircase pe?” “Scared lahbabe….” “Rilek ah b, no one can see us….” ..as the minorslit their first cigarettes
“親愛的去樓梯間？”“不要，被人看見怎麽辦？”“怕什麽，沒有人會發現的。”就這樣兩個未成年人點燃了他們的第一支煙。
11.Tan Sri @MFBMA
“SWALLOW IT! I SAID SWALLOW IT” hebellowed. She cried as she tried to. She hates the taste of Brands ChickenEssence
“含進嘴裏，我跟你說含進嘴裏,”他想她怒吼道。她一邊哭泣一邊不斷的進行著嘗試。盡管她真心討厭這個牌子的雞精。
12.syakirah @SyakirahNasri
“URGH I’m so wet” shegroans at her boyfriend. Apparently it was raining and her bf didn’t want toshare the umbrella.
“討厭，人家都濕透了”。她向他撒嬌道。可是他顯然不願意在這種雨天撐傘給她
13.Samuel See @MrSamSee
As he grabbed her exposed melons, he whispered: “it’s nice and firm.”
“Ah Boy, $4 per kilo” relpied the fruit anty.
他撫摸著她，喃喃自語：“又美又緊致”。
“四塊錢一斤。”賣水果的安替回答。
14.AudrieAu @mathematicaldog
“Don’t stop, oh, don’t stop!” she moaned.The car in front slowed to a halt just as the light turned red.
“不要停啊，不要停啊！”她大聲叫著。可是前面的車還是在路口即將變成紅燈時停了下來。
15.Nik @pritmann
Baby, go slow. Pull in here for at least two mins cuz ERP ends in twomins…
親愛的，慢一點兒，等兩分鍾再繼續。電子收費兩分鍾後就結束啦。
（新加坡眼整理自twitter）